kevin feige: chris you can’t keep pitching these scripts to the writers
chris evans: why bro
kevin feige: on the last one you wrote “tony takes off his mask to share a heated kiss with steve on donald trump’s grave. everybody cheers. facism is over.”
taika waititi: let him finish
RDJ: *looks up from posting stony fanart on Facebook* Feige is right
Kevin Feige: Thank You!!
RDJ: Completely inaccurate. Cap would totally take his helmet off too
do you think after Ron and Hermione got out of the trapdoor and raised the alarm and were being patched up in the hospital wing
do you think they were given the most royal proud mama smackdown by McGonagall like “ how DARE you infiltrate a death maze you are ELEVEN and miss granger how on earth did you solve my chessboard i”
and hermione interjected like “oh professor it wasn’t me. i’m useless at chess. it was ron.”
and McGonagall turned to look at Ron Weasley in total amazement at this 11 yr old kid who had been pretty ordinary in all her classes but had apparently beaten her in death chess and he just shrugged like “rookie mistakes, professor. you made some rookie mistakes.”
I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean
“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.” - Rabbi Tarfon
